niallatorrr:

remember when niall admitted him and harry shower together

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and harry was like bro???

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so niall tried to cover it up

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(via got-niam)

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”

Gay Man: “Excuse me?”

Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

Tyler Hoechlin for August Man Malaysia

Star of MTV’s hit supernatural drama Teen Wolf, Tyler Hoechlin, is known for playing the breakout role of Derek Hale, who was born a warewolf and was initially that dark horse that viewers could not tell was good or bad.

Connecting with the actor, Hoechlin shares what it’s like being on one of television’s most talked about shows, from a passionate baseball player to fully commit to an acting career, preparation for his upcoming role in an independent film called ‘Undrafted’, directed by actor Joe Mazzello and what the future looks like. 

Tyler Hoechlin was shot by New York based photographer Bryan Kong and styled by Juliet Vo in labels such as DKNY, Ermenegildo Zegna, Emporio Armani, Kenzo, Tom Ford and Salvatore Ferragamo for the August 2014 issue of August Man Malaysia. 

Creative Director Melvin Chan / Grooming Sydney Zibrak - The Wall Group / Set Designer Mikki Mamaril / Digital Imaging Sebastian Bar / Photography Assistant Will Reid / Stylist Assistant Janea Moreto

(Source: tylerhoechlinnews, via halepaws)

mazerunnermovie:

Are you keeping up? Catch Dylan O’Brien in this online exclusive Maze Runner poster from Yahoo Movies, and in the new trailer tomorrow!

mazerunnermovie:

Are you keeping up? Catch Dylan O’Brien in this online exclusive Maze Runner poster from Yahoo Movies, and in the new trailer tomorrow!

(via halepaws)